Let’s work together!

I’m available for high-level, remote tech consulting work. I generally work with the founders (CEO or CTO) and help with CTO-type challenges like hiring/team-building and code architecture.


My technical background is in full-stack development at early-stage, venture-backed companies, helping them grow from $0 to $X0M in annual revenue. To get a sense of what it’s like to work with me, check out my client testimonials.


I pride myself in being language and framework agnostic. I have the most experience with Django, Rails, Node.js, PostgreSQL, AWS on the backend, and React.js, Webpack, GraphQL on the frontend. See a full list of the technologies I’ve used professionally.


Email holmcrapancrap@crapgolcrapmanscrapaxcrap.com to start the discussion!

Read testimonials from previous clients

Ian Webster
Co-founder, CTO
Zenysis (YC W16)
Walter Woodall
Co-founder, CTO
Mira Financial (500 Startups)
Hong Van Pham
Co-founder
NaturalizeUs
Andrew Badr
Founder
Verse